March 2012
i guess it's time to dive into a book
bored with everything but the pursuit of money.
windows98:
8000000% me
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talking dirty is so stupid
especially when it’s online
i just laugh
“i would suck your dick so hard” the boy said as he ate chinese food in his bed staring longingly at the nudes on his screen
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this latte is destroying my stomach
men who call too much are the worst
…i bet
carsonphillips:
deletes blog
rips off clothes
runs into the forest
begins the slow transformation into Beyonce
reblog if you’re horny
Whenever someone uses the word “hella” I automatically assume they’re retarded or from California. Same thing basically
Sign a thank-you card to Starbucks for standing up... →
stfuconservatives:
The National Organization for Marriage (of straight white ppl only) is boycotting Starbucks because they are standing up for marriage equality. Yeah, a few thousand bigots boycotting their burnt coffee — I’m sure the corporate execs are shaking in their grande-sized boots. Anyways, since it’s nice to see a company actually not being shitty for a little while, you can sign...
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Reblog if you think everybody has a crush on you.