May 2013
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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everything and everyone including myself is pissing me off and all i want to do is pull my covers over my head and go to sleep but it’s so fucking hot and humid i can’t
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
sorryforpartybarackin:
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
beyoncefeyonce:
snckpck:
STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!
EXCUSE ME WHY ARE YOU YELLING
damnablepencil:
krabwatch:
m4ngos:
krabwatch:
i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it
why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.
ding-dong you are wrong
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
airoehead:
yifflord:
would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes?
Watcharsludicra:
Mess-making is what I do best.
bedpole:
wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
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there was a bug in my drink but i’m still gonna drink it
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
cokeflow:
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
