February 2012
unless you have absolutely no ass do not buy david...
your ass will be falling out of them
is it over yet
can i open my eyes?
going to a karaoke bar
pussy so tight all she do is scream
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if you send me your nudes i'll send mine back
Anonymous asked: Sir, are you aware of how attractive you are?
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“In America today, anti-evolutionism matters because it has become the vanguard...”
– Ken Miller, Biology Professor from Brown University and Roman Catholic, on America’s Darwin Problem (via crookedindifference)
I'm tired of seeing attractive people everywhere.
squirtwig:
They need to go away or catch the ugly or something.
don’t be jelly ericka
Watchgloomy-teen:
sit your whore ass down
deplaisant:
Jennifer Aniston is like that aunt you have that’s always been single and acts like she’s cool with it, but when she gets home she eats a tub of ice cream and tells her cat all her problems.
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nomorerippedfuel asked: you may only be an eel, but I think you're electrifying
i realize it's 2 am on a wednesday
but i cant sleep as usual. talk to meeehhh